Saying ‘Fossil Fanboys’ might just attract said schadenfreude to this thread.

Is the Series sponsored by Samsung?

That’s why they put cards the wheel spokes.

MotoE...

We’ve made weather detection too complicated. It was better when you’d just wet your finger and stick it in the air!!! SAFER!

Do you want The Day After Tomorrow? Because this is how we get the Day After Tomorrow. 

When Trump hears of this, he’ll send the B-2's.

Close, it was a BMW V12 LMR body

Looks like someone took a Riley & Scott MkIII, sawzall’d out the middle, and wedged a Delica in there.

It’s always good to see the BMW V12 LMR out and about. Even when it’s cosplaying as a van.

Kodak Engineers: Yo, we invented this filmless camera that takes pictures digitally, what should we do with it?

You missed the Grand Cherokee from Brat (the first one, not the sequel):

Even modern GMs will run like shit longer than most cars will run. 

speaking of americans on the roads of st. petersburg, i snapped this a little while ago

Engine swaps would be more entertaining if you actually swapped engines with the donor vehicle. LS swapped Miata? Better see that 4 banger in the Corvette. Hellcat swap a Prius? Put that hybrid tech into the Challenger. 

It’s got more seats than a Demon. Good to know.

Little-known fact: most Ferraris can be had with that third pedal, but it’s actually the trigger for the fire extinguisher. Sadly, most do not opt for this.

Hilariously the Corolla is the only one with a 3rd pedal.