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The Shitposter Formerly Known As Blondude
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I’m waiting for someone from Scotland to show up. They must have some hoora bonnie motor expressions to skelp on us sussenachs.

a SHËLBY

ALSO: how are the combo Cayenne/Genesis brakes any better than stock?

Oh cool it’s a Shelby Series 1.

I really hope this isn’t a Piëch of shit. 

Given the ZF reliability issues with the stock gearbox, I’d think you could add:

Not going to lie, I like it.

I mean, as a fun car, I would think of it. Maybe do a track range rover project. 

If you’re seriously asking that I wonder why we’re on Jalopnik. Off the top of my head:
1. It pisses off Range Rover purists.
2. It pisses off BMW purists.
3. It now makes turbo noises, and with some tweaking can probably shoot fire out the exhaust.
4. It now has a manual.

Whichever employee shot and leaked that video had better be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Im sure Glenn Greenwald will be on soon enough to soother poor Tucker’s boo-boo. 

But I thought Tucker loved it when leftists came on his show to speak their truth. This clip indicates that maybe he doesn’t?

I would add “and not comprehending what is happening” to that scenario but it fits. 

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

I’ve been reading about the Dutch. Culturally they just don’t put up with much bullshit. They can be considered “abrupt" by people not used to their ways. 

Gee, that wasn’t very “fair &  balanced,” now was it Tucker? Just kidding, all you have to do is look at this assclown to know he’s a spoiled entitled jerk who will scream like a little bitch when he gets mad

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Tucker Carlson is one of the very worst people on earth. Based on this clip, Bregman also seems like an arrogant douche (but then, he is Dutch).