blondude
The Shitposter Formerly Known As Blondude
blondude

Q: Why does Pizza Hut pizza come in a cardboard box?
A: So you’ll have something to eat after throwing the pizza in the garbage.

What #3Man said downstairs; they made a huge effort to increase their quality, and their hand-tossed shit is straight off-the-hook.

A couple years ago Domino’s made a big effort to improve their quality. 

“Upgrade from a large to an extra large pizza at Little Caesar’s today! Get the extra cardboard crust with even less cheese!”

That’s why there needs to be laws.  The general public health should never be left to the whims of people who willfully ignore evidence.

I have a relative that still has eyesight effected by the measles back from before the vaccine was available. (yes.. a super long time ago.)

Check your mailbox(and anyone else’s) for local Domino’s coupons-the current batch for me includes a 40% of Everything code-and this is generally a 3 month promotion. Also, if you run out of toilet paper, Pizza Hut is your best bet-as anything they offer is just worthy enough to wipe your ass with.

But you miss out on the experience of seeing your child turn into a tiny psychotic, or the optional parking-lot fistfight with the parents of other tiny psychotics. Those kinds of memories are priceless.

Is the anti-vaxxer movement all white women?

Yes, IHOP. The chain has launched a special “pizza” pancake in honor of today. Called the Pancizza, it’s essentially a massive pancake with toppings on it.

...antivaxxers would “move out of the state, or go underground, but they will not comply.”

Heres another thought.. if one has actively denied vaccination for a disease like this, treatment should be costly. Remove coverage for this from any insurance and multiply the cost of treatment by some large factor.

These people are using the medical facilities to keep their children alive and still end up with a

I only play football when I've been drinking. 

Per the local news the recent outbreak was traced by the health department to the first case. That case was apparently ‘an international traveller from clark county that had exposure to unvaccinated groups’.’

I’ve said for years that football destroys people’s brains. And also the players’ brains!

measles is no joke. It’s extremely contagious disease. Something like 90% infection rate. It’s so sad to see this coming back after it was effectively destroyed in the US.

I went to the same high school as his son and he and my parents are friends... spent some time with him, extremely upstanding guy with nothing but integrity and class. Also took my late grandmother on a “date” to the St. Louis Symphony. 

He does consider his cameo in “Pootie Tang” to be one of his worst decisions...

Playing football is a bit like smoking cigarettes. It’s a product that, when engaged in as intended, causes damage to the body.

So Dominoes isn’t doing anything?  I get emails 2-3 times a week with that “deal” or the $5.99 medium combo.  

Or you can go to the supermarket and get a frozen pizza for $4. Hey, it’s what they did!