Does this mean that you are an idiot if you tailgate jesus 4 life, or is that a seperate statement? And where does that congratulations fit in? What does it mean? Is the Ford logo incorporated into the statement too? I am so confused!

For me that club isn’t very elite.  

It’s the ‘congratulations’ that makes it art for me

Reminds me of this gem

Yup, In Utah if you don’t yield to faster moving traffic REGARDLESS of speed limit its a primary offense.  They were doing a big pullover sting last year to help people understand the law.  

This is the type of guy that sees the blinking hand countdown and continues to drive slow as shit preventing three more cars making a yellow. Or the type of guy that won’t pull up so I can squeeze by to get into the turn lane and make a green arrow. Or the type of guy that will be at a red light in the right lane and…

I don’t think adding a comma and a contraction counts as flipping anything around. Your statement is functionally identical to Maxxuman's. Were you trying to say something else?

This calls for an empirical study. I’m going to need a team and I’m hoping you and 42 others volunteer.

C’mon guy, there are much more important things to get bent out of shape over and make stickers about than speeding.

If you point out their error to them, they will be incredible.

Oh yeah. In Jalop Slack somebody even mentioned this is the kinda person who’s yelled at their server more than once 

This motherfucker has absolutely started road rage incidents by sitting in the left lane at exactly 55. 

Becky would also be acceptable

A few weeks back I passed a tractor trailer in Florida that had large letters on the back saying “If I just passed you on the right you are an asshole.” It’d be cool if he passed this guy.

The worst part is that you know this person hangs out in the passing lane, despite that fact that it’s just as much against the law as speeding...

It is also illegal in many/most cases to fail to yield right to faster-moving traffic, regardless of the speed limit. (As of course all good Jalops know.) RECHTSFAHREN!

The steam helps clear the snow.

As the mud tires would probably be as hard as a rock and the siping probably not be designed for icy conditions... yes.  My honda’s winter tires probably would have had better traction. 

1 Subaru with it’s head gasket replaced.

A job that 1 Subaru with snow tires likely could have tackled with ease.