i’ll tell you how; 

In defense of the Pussy Wagon, and the Whores Wanted stickers...

In addition to its heavily mangled body, this Evo is sporting a “Whores Wanted” sticker. Tasteful!

Also think of some 35 yo driving this to his job, Whores Wanted sticker in full display.

A one owner Evo from 2004? Let’s be quasi-realistic and say they came from money, and were 20 when they bought it. They’d be pushing 35, and they’re still willing to be seen in this?!

Jersey.

This dude had it the whole time. He paid real money for this thing brand new. What the fuck happened? Who pays over $30k for something and does that to it?

Top Gear had this science worked out years ago.

It’s because the “driving at 43 mph and part throttle everywhere” is exactly how the EPA determines MPG. They’re just gaming the system just like everyone else. 

I get what you’re saying, but I’m pretty sold on this engine tower concept I’ve got going.

Maybe we should orient them so that the cylinder banks are on a different planes, maybe in some sort of V type shape.

Could you explain to me how they would be arranged in the bay together? Preferably using only a single letter.

Big, if true.

Well the number 4 is lower than 8, so there’s the problem.

I see something very different in these comics; I see Lucy bullying Schroeder into paying attention to her because if he doesn’t, she’s not “real”. She destroys his stuff. She won’t leave him alone. She screams and throws temper tantrums. Then, when he’s willing to acknowledge her, she turns him down cold because it’s…

Schroeder was definitely a weird one. I’m at work, so I can’t check, but I want to say that there were a couple moments where he had some character development. Maybe. -_- I guess the best thing is about him is that most of the jokes he was used in did elicit a laugh.

How did you turn Lucy’s physical assault on his property and emotional assault on Schroder’s dedication into him insulting her? How much torment did the poor kid have to go through before he could laugh in her face about her obsession with him for not being her lackey or admirer? But somehow his laughter from years of…

That’s childhood relationships though. One day you’re getting married to someone on the playground the next day you never talk to them again, etc etc

Love works in mysterious ways, but it’s fascinating that while Lucy had one of the more complex trajectories of any Peanuts character, Schroeder stayed rooted in the past, ignoring all pop culture (or indeed any culture) outside of Beethoven and classical music, and the strips above hint that one day that would lead…

Schulz always had a thing for relationships that never seemed to go anywhere. Lucy loves Schroeder but Schroeder doesn’t like her back. Sally loves Linus but Linus doesn’t love her back. Charlie Brown is the crush of Patty and Marcie but get downplayed by Charlie Brown all the same. Charlie Brown has a crush with the…