blondude
The Shitposter Formerly Known As Blondude
blondude

Three years is about the limit you want, lest you see your outdated hardware force-fed a fancy new OS that slows it to a crawl (a la iOS).

Come on over to Samsung... The water’s fine!

(Unless, you know, that shit blows up in your pocket.)

Given punishment Apple has taken over battery issues, because they supported old Apple phones so long, lets not be too surprised if Apple starts specifying an expiration date.

It makes you mad? Really? That someone who modified their own car, with their own money to their specifications made you mad?

Yes, head over and read this incomprehensible account of the mayhem: “There are some guys came saying hey man we winch people out let’s do this we tied the driveshaft so doesn’t get stuck in the dirt and I was like let me tie the axle to the leaf Springs and the dumbass was like, no no you don’t need to you don’t

Just don’t be poor. It’s that simple. Those damn poors always ruining it for the rest of us.

If you’re low income, don’t buy multiple non running vehicles.

“I don’t understand why people spend lots of money on a car and then modify it however they want. They shouldn’t even think about personalizing their car. Every stock Aventador should look like every other stock Aventador!”

You jest, but I once had a conversation with a friend of my father’s that went somewhat like that. His position was that the Native Americans deserved to be destroyed because they didn’t share when the white settlers showed up, so the settlers had a moral right to kick them off their land and take what they needed.

I guess I needed to put the *sarcasm* tag....

Fuck those Natives, we took what was rightfully ours hundreds of years ago. They need to move on. They are just like the Confederates.

Looks like tensions are ramping up.

SPOT ON.

It’s The Stig’s Japanese cousin!

for some reason, THIS...

Going by the roofline, I think it was a BMW Z4 once upon a time.

Did this person… DRESS AS THEIR CAR?

ERGMAHGGERD LOOGIT ALL THEZE EGGZOTIC CLASIK CARZ ROOINED.