I just knew that the Jeepster had that weird grille and then thanks to Wikipedia I was reminded that the Jeep Station Wagon was a thing.

1950 Jeepster grille

#SaveTheSJs

Aaron you goddamn traitor!

I take it you didn’t watch the video?

It’s legit. The press release is dated March 4th.

But for this to work you need to have friends...

Oh sweet jesus

There’s definitely drums up front if you zoom in. I’m pretty sure the Mephistopheles didn’t have front brakes.

Fake torpedos, but yes. They’re the oil tanks.

They got rid of the grille, great, that makes sense, but they kept this sort of outline of where a grille would go. It would’ve looked a whole lot better had they not included that edge that cut across the front and arcs down on both sides. It just looks like someone stretched a piece of silk across a Focus ST’s…

And how much queso is that? Be honest.

I care as little about this as any other car reveal. Which is to say, more than nothing, but just barely.

To the internet!

That works in single player, but online both gates are permanently locked.

On the other hand, you can actually get into it going the other route if you’re driving something stupid like an armored truck or a big rig.

I don’t know why people jump in right there when the jump due North of the hangers is far easier.

There’s at least a few Daytona replicas (I guess they’re still replicas considering they weren’t Daytonas from the factory. Recreations?) that were built on Cobra 289 chassis’ out there.

This is true.

Ah yes, my bad. I meant to say corporate expanse-of-black-plastic-that-is-designed-to-mimic-the-grille-found-on-a-car-powered-by-an-internal-combustion-engine-but-in-this-case-is-not-actually-a-grille-because-there-is-no-radiator-behind-it.