I saw somewhere that Nintendo is selling replacement cardboard so people don’t need to buy the game to get extra cardboard sets at least.

Your article is spot on. I love the humor you throw into your articles, and I always enjoy reading them.

Also there's sneaking and crawling and fistbumps and a bigass behemoth monster and I genuinely can't believe that, almost nine years after it was first announced, we're finally going to get to play this game in just a month.