BlondeSwanson4

blondeswanson4

11/25/15

Is posting about being 200 pages into Infinite Jest the new prominently displaying Infinite Jest on one’s bookshelf?

There Probably Won't Be Enough .500 Teams To Fill All The Bowl Games

There are either too many bowl games, or not enough good teams. (The answer is obviously “both.”)

9/11/15

Inflatable life-size Ben Wallace. Best pool boy ever.

8/26/15

I’m a recovered bulimic and I love a good ED joke. And I don’t give a single solitary fuck about my coworkers’ #cleaneating.