I would leverage the sh+t out of that one for at least.... well forever. I'd hire your a++ in a New York Minute with that on your resume/reel. It's so mutha funkin bad ass, anybody who doesn't get it or promote you immediately needs to be banished permanently or put on the Poop Plane themselves to serve their…

This may be the best news headline in the history of news headlines. I would've loved to have a headline like this to add to my resume from my days in television news. You better file this one away for your obituary. I mean for real Michael Ballaban... it would got something like this... "Michael Ballaban, son of so…