Absolutely. I worked at/managed Subways for years before I had my kid, and there is an internal sigh anytime a family walks in. Instead of making me stop working a lunch rush, take TWO MINUTES and clean up after your kid.

Here's the thing that gets me: why would ANYONE come back to a place after acting like that? How is it possible for a human being to have THAT little self-awareness?

If I had acted like the woman in the story (NOT THAT I EVER WOULD), I would never ever ever go back in embarrassment. I've like, tripped on stuff where employees could see me, and never gone back because I was embarrassed. I don't care if it's the only restaurant in a 20 mile radius. Guess I'm just cooking every…

Seriously, those and the people who bring Crystal Light into a restaurant can just fuck right off. It's about the principle at that point. You don't want to buy a drink? Fine, get water. Nothing wrong with that. But don't mix your own drinks at the goddamn table — that's just insulting.

We walked in to find red velvet cake smeared everywhere — the mirrors, paintings, counters, floor, stalls, walls, and toilets.

If she's JUST trying to sell her book, she would have specifically stated his NAME.

I kind of want to believe that Bradley Cooper is a psychopath, if only because I have always felt him to be oddly cold and inauthentic in interviews. In reality, though, he's probably a super nice person and I am just trying to validate my totally random dislike of him. Still...he's got such emotionally dead eyes when…

"Why do we feel so entitled to opine, often so negatively, on the choices of other women?". I don't know Gwyneth, why do you?

So Gwenyth explained away the shitty things she said by saying more shitty things? I used to admire her (Seven through The Royal Tennenbaums years) but now she just seems like a terrible, insufferable human being.

I think you just lay on the horn and start pushing the other vehicle with your own. The shoulder was clearly open...

Here's Jon Hamm holding a snow leopard, for the greater good:

Many moons ago (we're talking the '80s) I worked at a swanky pre-school in Santa Monica with many celebrity children. Tim Daly's son went there, and he was always a pleasant parent to interact with, and an attentive and adorable father.

I really hate Self and Shape. I used to read a lot of those ladymags when I was younger, and I never found Cosmo to really make me feel bad - it was mostly clothes and celebrities and hairstyles I don't have energy for and ridiculous lol-worthy sex tips. I had fun reading it. Self and Shape and similar seemed to be…

"Bikini Body" is a weird term. It suggest that we have a body, separate from our regular bodies and/or that some bodies are for bikinis and some are not. I've never worn a bikini because I've never felt like I was worthy of wearing one. I'm gonna call bullshit on this idea. I have money. I can buy a bikini. I can then…

Right. Translation: Shape throws freelancer under the bus. Desperate freelancer says, "Omg, totally, whatever they said."

"As long as your legs can carry you from your towel to the ocean so you can pee in the water, you're good to go!"

I won't argue that her stomach looks attractive, but I think it's disingenuous to praise people's dramatic weight loss while hiding what a body that's lost that amount of weight actually looks like.

lololol

I usually cannot stand Marchesa, but this - this is great. She looks stunning.

Except him.