Yeah David! Did you just assume the gender of their neck? I’m so offended. Why does it have to be red? How do you know they aren’t yellow necks, black necks or purple necks?

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

This is how many people drive Subarus

I feel like it would be healthier for our nation if it went back to being the Winston Cup.

Comparing a 2x4 to a subaru interior would result in a 2x4 victory though.

If you’re going to go Canadian, get your stick all the way on the ice!

I don’t think gawker and formally gawker network sites have ever been considered ‘journalists’

FFS who find these stories???

Pro tip: the fuel is in the bus.

WELCOME TO HORSEPOWER TOWN

Reading is really hard, sometimes.