Someday that will be written into an article of top 25 tech buys ever.

Buying a $50k German car that’s been sitting neglected for over a year? I’ll pass.

People have been known to suck and not swallow. So I’ve heard.

You don’t have to actually inhale.

oh yeah he had hair

The cure for a hangover is simple, water and ibuprofen. Water to rehydrate, ibuprofen for the pain. And time, half an hour if you are 25, a couple of hours if you are thirty, and if you are forty then tomorrow.

They’ve changed a T intersection with unmarked turn areas into a three way intersection at odd approach angles and no turn lanes. The intersection wasn’t set up right in the first place but it’s now a new kind of wrong with its own problems.

It fails on account no Duct Tape was used.

Nnniiiice.

Good pick. But it’s definitely not a sex dungeon. It’s clearly a masturbation dungeon. You can’t trap people in your office with a remote lock. It’s there for when the mood strikes you, you’re at your desk, and you want to get cranking right away without getting up to lock the door.

There’s some exaggeration in there for sure. He likely has plenty of money to his name, but worst case he just doesn’t have enough actual cash, with his money otherwise tied up in assets, projects, etc. By “pay bills” he probably means he has something else expensive he wants to do.

50 Cent is the rapper.

so he has no money? you telling me he is another 50 cents?

The “American Dream” of owning just about anything has turned into a society of renters and lessees with roommates, mounting debt, and no savings.

Chicago Loop.

Perpetual Uber you have to drive yourself. This is what millennials want, according to marketers. Owning stuff is a burdensome responsibility or something like that ...

Sounds like a good episode of Black Mirror.

I never realized owning a compact luxury crossovers was party of the “American Dream”. Who knew? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Moreover, it seems to me that with a $500 deductible, you’ll have to pay for the totality of all the town accidents and scratches that will happen for sure. As I’ve said I am a moron but I don’t think it’s good, because the last year I was bumped by a Clio in the underground parking of the mall. The damage looked huge…