Well I’m glad to have provided you the opportunity to voice your smoking hot take on crossovers (boo! hiss!) on Jalopnik. U r just to cool 4 me.

Well, mine’s obviously the silver one; so no problems there.

To the seller...

A tarp over it would be a nice start.

“Look kids! A Plymouth Laser!”

I’m just not feline this comment at all. Knowing that I had a cat stuck in my grille would make me puma pants!

Prius became a Meowclaren.

+1 for the Bobcat Golthwait, damn you.

It’s a cat, they’re already (adorable) narcissistic sociopaths - what more damage can be done?

I’m a cat in the Prius but I’ve got no wounds

Purr? I think you’re lion. I didn’t see “as-is” in the disclosure claws when I bought this. It’s gonna take an ocelot of cash to get this lil pri-pri purring like a ki-ki.

“Car sounds great! Just listen to this baby purr”

If I recall, SF tried to name their sewage treatment plant after Bush 2... The vote failed 69-30.

*No Ketchup Required

The mother-in-law is the best bun-based foodstuff available in Chicago.

it’s a special name for a pepper to make it apparent that some people don’t know their peppers from their sport peppers. similar to calling a specific shade of green ‘forest green’, and then mocking anyone that calls it ‘green’.

I lived near Chicago for like 20 years and I never really figured out exactly what kind of pepper they are. They’re just small (like, pinky-sized), skinny pickled green peppers. No clue where the name came from, but it seems pretty specific to Chicago.

WTF is a “sport pepper?” Are there luxury peppers and economy peppers too?

I wanna know what engine that red car is rocking that it has 10 fuckin zoomies?!

Buying this for my parents. If they burn their house down I’m blaming you, Shep.

Buying this for my parents. If they burn their house down I’m blaming you, Shep.