“Jigawatts”

Noooooooo Danicaaaa!

Another pilot making a “snail trail” across the sky would really tie the room together.

My life is not funny.

It is now.

Quick question... how does one clean chicken noodle soup out of a keyboard? Asking for a friend.

Jigawatts. Get your units straight.

Window cranks of the future!

I always thought the Ford Tempo/Mercury Topaz held the title of “Most 80s wheel to make it to a production car”. I literally hit the end of google and this is the only pic I could find of one. Not one pic of one installed on a car.

Those wheels are the most 80's wheels ever! I love them!

NY MTA!

Cocktrails & Dreams.

That would’ve been a great movie.. Tom Cruise as an Navy pilot that moonlights as a highly skilled bartender who starts to be unable to separate the two. Maybe not.

This statement approved by Top Men.

This just proves the penis mightier than the sword.

No worries, just tell the kids it’s a rocketship

There was a Lance-like dong 100 yards further up the road. Side view with a single dangler.

maybe he has a prosthetic so he doesn’t pull to one side

Nah, that dong has two balls. Can’t be Lance.

This is OK, but I'm waiting for the uncut footage.