It’s there so you won’t need to stop and get erections

Needs a Fricken’ “Laser”

True but I don’t know if you can fit an entire body in the “Frunk” and that’s kind of the defining characteristic of a vehicle... for me anyways

Matt Lauer is available and he has a sex dungeon

1,260 HP!

Can I buy it with Assfault Ate Tokens?

I vote Corolla GTS

I surrender

I’m so confused I don’t even know

Thought I might share a few more thoughts about the future...

I hope not

So looking at this from a different point of view someday the “American Dream” will be to Own Your Own Car? Maybe there will even be an “HOA” that will tell you where you can drive and when you can go certain places? You will be monitored at all times and fined for eating in the vehicle... Remember, it’s not really…

Make a 5 speed manual and you’ve got yourself a deal

You missed one, I believe this was made by Dyson for Imperial Command

For $120 Thousand can I pick a different colour?

“Hi, can I get a Choco Taco & a Bomb Pop?”

Perhaps you should change your name to “Somethin’ ‘bout a Fat Wagon” since you seem to be the expert here

Turn it into a Sport!!!

Instead of Self-Driving cars we should replace streets with airport style Moving Walkways except really, really fast. Completely stupid and totally impractical but it would be so much fun... how would you turn corners though?

I’ve always been a fan of charcoal grey because it’s super beige yet still unique enough to stand out from the herd