Hard to find though but I would *almost* trade my left testicle

I don’t poop...

If I may make a suggestion... now I understand weight may be an issue but

Shield the Breasts... ?

I suppose it would depend on what kind of onesie...

My ass hurts just watching that

Bastard... you beat me to it

It has a 6.2 L heating element

I’ve been there several times and it’s just a really big city kind of like when McDonald’s used to Super Size your fries

At the end of the 2nd video it looks like the car itself had a brown pants moment... it was just the parachute but still funny

I’m having homemade Taco Bell Enchiritos... any side suggestions?

You forgot the most important question...

OMG, I live in a city with buses only and just the idea of 20 seconds...

If it were me I wouldn’t even bother to cover up the fact that they’re store bought. I’d lay the fucking plastic bag of rolls on the table and say

The official on the left looks like he might be smuggling a turkey

In other news around the world Tokyo apologizes for leaving 20 seconds early... water is wet and the sky is usually bleu

Cold chicken bewb slices on English muffins w/ Miracle Whip, BBQ Sauce, Dill Slices and Cheddar

Hmmm, I would be OK with Funyuns or Andy Capp’s Cheddar Fries or maybe regular Cheetos or Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos or possibly some type of Pringles crust but I just don’t like the hot things

His last name is “Good Man” and I just know there has got to be a really big pun inside him somewhere but I’m having a hard time cumming up with a nice juicy one to shoot out on the ‘net like a string of pearls

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