School Teaches America’s Special Forces How To Drive

there’s a big difference between “We’ve got this guy named Bob, call him and he’ll get back to you” and “We like to get most problems fixed within 24 hours. Call this number/fill out this online form and we’ll have someone on our maintenance staff take a look right away.”

Shouldn’t it be a “Cocktrail”

[Insert your penis joke here]

I have a question... Can it generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity?

Correction: #2 should have been “I need to know if the power source is capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity”

1. First of all it needs gull wing doors

I think those cards are (or should be) available for purchase at Taco Bell

No worries... if it’s a typical Cadillac you should be able to fit 3 bodies in the trunk

Yeah, I was just going to say “Your rear wheel is broken... did you know that?”

I wanna see what happens when it reaches 88 MPH

There’s an easier way but it isn’t quite ready yet...

Fuckin’ hope so!

likened performing oral sex to retrieving olives from the bottom of a narrow jar using just your tongue

A real life version of this... I’m down with that!

Just looking at that photo makes me want to go outside and mow the lawn or something

Hah... my favourite joke:

Please tell me we’re getting armor plated James Bond style F1 race cars?

I thought Botulism made your skin look younger?

True... but I was making a “spare tire” joke