Correction: #2 should have been “I need to know if the power source is capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity”

1. First of all it needs gull wing doors

I think those cards are (or should be) available for purchase at Taco Bell

No worries... if it’s a typical Cadillac you should be able to fit 3 bodies in the trunk

Yeah, I was just going to say “Your rear wheel is broken... did you know that?”

I wanna see what happens when it reaches 88 MPH

There’s an easier way but it isn’t quite ready yet...

Fuckin’ hope so!

likened performing oral sex to retrieving olives from the bottom of a narrow jar using just your tongue

A real life version of this... I’m down with that!

Just looking at that photo makes me want to go outside and mow the lawn or something

Hah... my favourite joke:

Please tell me we’re getting armor plated James Bond style F1 race cars?

I thought Botulism made your skin look younger?

True... but I was making a “spare tire” joke

If he had done it Chicago Style the plate would have been authentic

Step 2. Tell everyone you are previously engaged and then stay home and get drunk

Whoever leaked it to the press must have dug through a bunch of dirt to get to the core of the issue... I’m betting it was Liza.

Justin Bieber?

And I say also unto you, That this is the Popeborghini Holycan with the 5.2L Vatican10 in RWD, and with your lead foot you will floor this Sum Bitch; and the cars of Hades shall not overpower it.