Never had one but I don’t see how you could possibly be wrong

Wouldn’t it be easier & better to just eat a slice of Caramel Apple Pie?

Sound Deadening material from eBay may help

Looks like it would make for a comfortable hammock...

On the left you have the classic Scary Creepy Guy with his recent victim and on the right you have the Pizza Delivery Guy that will wind up being the Scary Creepy Guy’s next victim

Yeah, always consult Urban Dictionary before naming something... hahaha

You have to fly.

Chevy Tahoe (pronounced “Taco”)

Hmmm... looks like it should come with a years supply of moonshine, a still & gran-pappies secret recipe

1963 Lincoln Continental - White Hardtop

I challenge you to check out Yahoo!

So, what you’re saying is... “The Buck Stops Here”?

Looks like somebody fuckin’ died...

Who’s Tom Brady? Greg Brady’s Dad?

But you Can go out driving your Boxster and pretend you’re not driving a Porsche... it even has fugly headlights

BMW/Mazda/Porsche/Honda Crossover Combo?

It’s actually the Tree’s fault... the City asked the Tree to stick around but it woodn’t and made like a leaf and left; the City is barking mad at being played for saps.

I prefer to use a teacup...

And if it were a bit more boxy like a Volvo... and brown