No but you can order it from the factory with a dent in the rear fender

Just a thought... I could be wrong

Check out the movie “Love Liza”

Check out the movie “Love Liza”

As far as bodies are concerned... check this shit out

Nope, even better idea... hook this to an engine hoist

I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place

I want a candle that smells like a Taco Bell or a Burger King or a nice Italian Pizza Place

I like spoilers... they help me to know if the movie is good or not.

From a food safety point of view please remember to put chicken (or meat in general) on the lowest part to avoid cross contamination/salmonella/etc.

Leather Chuck Taylors @ Dick’s for $29.97 (Black, Grey, Orange)... also available in Tan/Tan and Canvas if you look

Leather Chuck Taylors @ Dick’s for $29.97 (Black, Grey, Orange)... also available in Tan/Tan and Canvas if you look

Like the iPhone X... if the phone is controlled by your face do you make a grumpy face and hold that expression for a few seconds to force restart

I’d love to see a drag race between this thing and a 1st gen Hummer... 0-60 is best described as “Eventually/Maybe/Cross Your Fingers/I Don’t Think So But Miracles Do Happen”

I totally want a blue refrigerator... and the Ford Flex too

The bottom part should be read in your best Mom Voice.

What a bunch of F-ing Bull Shit... I thought you got free shipping on orders over $35000?

Now, scull your hands back and forth, or move your hands, palms down, in a circular motion under the surface of the water. While you do that, use a modified frog kick—not a scissor kick—to help keep your head above water as well.

Start with this...

I seriously don’t understand why you would throw a perfectly good pizza on someones roof?

Or an Accord “HondaCat”?

Once upon a time I became friends with an ex gf and her bf gave her a cute blue tool kit and I called it the “She Can Screw Too” toolkit. Years later she reminded me and I was embarrassed “Wow... did I really say that?” “I’m sorry”. She thought it was funny though. The reason it was funny is because it was a baby blue…

Once upon a time I became friends with an ex gf and her bf gave her a cute blue tool kit and I called it the “She…