The bottom part should be read in your best Mom Voice.

Now, scull your hands back and forth, or move your hands, palms down, in a circular motion under the surface of the water. While you do that, use a modified frog kick—not a scissor kick—to help keep your head above water as well.

Start with this...

I seriously don’t understand why you would throw a perfectly good pizza on someones roof?

Or an Accord “HondaCat”?

Once upon a time I became friends with an ex gf and her bf gave her a cute blue tool kit and I called it the “She Can Screw Too” toolkit. Years later she reminded me and I was embarrassed “Wow... did I really say that?” “I’m sorry”. She thought it was funny though. The reason it was funny is because it was a baby blue…

Once upon a time I became friends with an ex gf and her bf gave her a cute blue tool kit and I called it the “She…

This is like spending $20k turning your Civic into a ‘Stang when you can buy a real Mustang for $5k-ish... CP all the way.

Always someone making cheesy jokes... you’re really stretching it thin Dude

Off subject but trains go a lot faster than you think as well which is how people get run over. I guess people think big things are slow and “Don’t worry Dude, when it gets close we’ll just leave, plenty of time Man... plenty of time”

Well it looks to me like it has exploding side panels so I’m going to go with Russian

Yes, I know.

Now THAT is the best damn explanation ever!

It’s on my to-do list.

I actually walk a lot because biking in the city scares me these days but I bike on trails... sore butt is OK butt depends on saddle for sure.

For you an electric would be really nice but I’m sure you understand my meaning... build your body.

True and I agree that I should probably take a pill or something but when I see 70+ yr old women still rockin’ the old school bikes (Fast) I just hate $4000 bikes all the more.

$4000 = 1 used car + 1 used road bike + 1 used mountain bike + REAL FUCKING LEG MUSCLES

I hate to be a negative Nancy but good luck collecting, even with an Umbrella Policy... The lawyers and the Hospitals are the only ones that are likely to get anything out of the settlement. What I mean is that if they cheat by gluing instead of welding what does that say about their Liability Policy?

I was thinking of stupid stuff like this

Best candy bars ever... like Twix on steroids.