The way Trump is going at things you may not need to travel at all...

I was going to say “Drink it in the garage” but I totally agree... Tell me more about this alleged leftover wine/french fries/pizza. I swear once there was an article on what to do with leftover french fries and my reaction was “WhaaaaaaaTheHell?”

Yeah, I don’t remember seeing her in school either but perhaps the colour combo could be called A-Maize’n Blue?

Plus you have the trunk space of 3 Lamborghini’s so I say NP

Ha! I knew I’d find the “tipping point” if I looked hard enough... maybe this isn’t the exact “last straw” but I’m sure it isn’t far off. As long as everyone gets paid everyone is usually OK with whatever but it’s when everyone stops receiving their fair share, that’s when the shit moves closer to the fan... meaning…

I goofed... I should have said “a little guy that lives in a Pyrite world” because that would explain why “everything looks so shiny and neat”

What about the Crayon eating unicorn pooping... Thank the maker I never had to witness that with my niece.

I don’t normally like blondes but I do like blue & yellow

Please do not speak of this business to anyone, and I implore you do not contact my mother MRS GOODLUCK LEE concerning this matter. Contact me ONLY DIRECTLY at my direct bank email address MRSKRISTENLEE@YAHOO.CO.NG or my direct office line in NEW JERSEY (USA) at +234 816 874 0010.

And the bored/over zealous cops that need to be avoided at all costs.

OMG... Freeway On Ramp For The FUCKING Win!

There was a farmer had a vegetable,
and Dildo was it’s name-o.
D-I-L-D-O
D-I-L-D-O
D-I-L-D-O
And Dildo was it’s name-o

Yeah, I know... the funny thing is that the only parts of the Star Wars movies that seem realistic are the crappy hologram phone calls.

Damn you for making me smile...

That’s the weirdest American Cheese I’ve ever seen...

OK... I’ll buy that for a dollar.

My Dad collected antiques and I of course now have several but thought them dead... so thanks.

Serious question... They have wings on outer space rockets but not one fucking solar panel?

My sincere apologies... I just had to do it/couldn’t help myself