Hmm... Apparently I am the only one with a dirty mind this morning

(Nerds whispering quietly together)

I was so worried that was going to get lost in translation.

Since we are on the subject... has anyone ever heard of the term “beehang” used for smoking pot?

“Vroom-vrooom Thingie” or something like that.

Not to be insensitive but Queer & Trans could be compared to the Junk Drawer in the kitchen (2 separate drawers though)? Sorta?

Why can’t they make a “Nice/Sporty” hatchback that doesn’t cost a fucking arm & a leg?

Thank you

OK

I came here to say “mind control” but my fucking scroll button nearly broke... seriously, write a fucking novel next time and self publish it on the Kindle

Can I ask a serious question that I think many people would be interested in... ?

There should be some kind of “Easter Egg” for people that live in a state where Marijuana is legal like a special wallpaper

You said something about waddling?

Cats that fetch (and return) objects are a trip and a half

I understand the hat thing but when am I supposed to wear pants?

That orange tube coming out the front... is that the Porsche Penis? I’ve always wondered about automotive reproduction

Could you turn it into a mid-rear Hellcat trike?

Which did you see first... the trees or the face

Please tell me this is why you save butter wrappers