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God damn I cannot give you enough stars

There simply has got to be an Xzibit meme in there somewhere...

Sounds fun but I can only do (put up with) about 5 days including travel time however you are correct, Who & Where make a big difference.

Thank you... I actually do appreciate that and will check it out

Yes please... I’m fucking loving this; now if they wanted to argue whether it’s a terrible, horrible & very bad joke or just a pun that would be totally valid. Another argument could be made about my usage of a semi colon but Holy crap, it’s a joke...

No way man... You enjoy Your weekend

Read the first line of the last paragraph

It’s not a full-proof plan.

Nice article but they are actually called Buick Holes as in “Shove it up your Buick Hole”

My Dad was an antique collector and tried to corner the market on rocking chairs

My Dad was an antique collector and tried to corner the market on rocking chairs

And when you are finished with all that... Dumpster, unless it’s valuable or you happen to like it/whatever.

Sometimes, I’ll hear the voice of my four-year-old daughter in the other room, and I’ll wonder, who is she talking to?

Thank you... that is my NY checklist. Period/The End

Well it’s that one place where the guy is 100+ yrs old and yet still does everything himself; seriously can’t remember the name.

If I went to NY... that one pizza from that one place (you know what the fuck I’m saying) would be the only “checkbox” on my list.

What the hell happened... A bear stood up in the back of a truck and was shot?

That sounds like an awkward place