I love all of those British shows where they recreate historical feasts because they’re nearly all disgusting to a modern palate. That said, I am fascinated by jellies/ices of the Victorian period. Want to show off? Either make it in the shape of a swan or...better yet...a frozen swan.

I am a tall, athletic female. I have broad shoulders. When I had short hair, I used to refer to it as my “hey, mister, you can’t go in that washroom” haircut. There is a certain type of woman who loves to say that line. It is the same type of woman who rushes out of her house when you park in front of it to remind you…

The answer to that is: Ireland. I do not live in Ireland, but he couldn’t get into medschool here in the 60s and went there.

I decided to get a new doctor when mine first raised concerns that I wasn’t being a “good girl” when I brought up getting an IUD. He then said that I needed to be aware that they were “a form of abortion” and would render me...wait for it.. “barren.” I was surprised he didn’t try to treat me for hysteria.

I don’t think I’m really for this jelly.

If Anna Duggar won’t leave cheating, lying Josh, Michelle Duggar isn’t going anywhere.

As my dad used to say: “Don’t wrestle with a pig. You’ll get dirty and the pig enjoys it.”

·Seeing a little Warren Zevon in this thread perked me right up. He was one of the most incredible songwriters. Carmelita gets me every time.

That man is rocking a serious Ken Kratz moustache: the kind that says “I moustache you to look the other way on my illegal behaviour.”

It’s not what Tracy said, it’s what he did. Hounding and harassing the parents of a dead child and accusing them of faking his death is more than just a matter of an academic saying something unpopular or controversial. He verged into criminal harassment. That’s not to say that academics aren’t under fire. Just look…

Of all the aspects of this case, THAT’S what you’re confused about?

Let me look into my crystal ball to divine the outcome of the Chris Brown case. Let’s see...it looks like one of his hangers-on takes the Fall...Chris Brown is super sorry for any appearance of wrongdoing....he tweets about how only God can judge him....and nothing happens.

My resolution last year was to work out in as many non-gym settings as possible. I did lots of hikes, went for long walks and discovered bizarre little parks that I didn’t know existed, did a couple of half marathons, and drew the fascination of my 95-year-old next-door neighbour when I started doing FitnessBlender…