The best part of Napoleon is that Joaquin didn’t even bother with an accent. Most films would have given him an English or French accent. An English accent wouldn’t make sense since Napoleon wasn’t English and a French accent would have made him sound like Pepe Le Pew.

It’s been thirty years ago since I’ve seen it, but I remember that Keith Coogan’s character becomes skilled as a cook at the end since he had to learn to feed his siblings. 

I was thinking the same thing. The movie came out six years ago. It looks look the latest update was from two years ago when it was announced that the two sequels have a new screenwriter. The first movie made so much money that I’m surprised the sequels weren’t fast tracked. 

Is it too much to ask for Steve Buscemi to be a manticore? 

Pamela Anderson is three years older than Priscilla Presley was in the original in case you didn’t feel old enough today. 

It will do better on Disney+ rather than BBC America given how much BBC America has fallen the past few years. I believe that the only original show they have left is the Graham Norton Show. It seems like they’ve replaced endless Star Trek: TNG repeats with Bones repeats.

I feel bad for the owners of the pets where the sitters were negligent in their duties to care for their pets. I have never used Rover, but have used pet sitters in the past. A couple of tips to make sure it goes smoothly as possible:

Whoa!

Ray has already got the murder part out of the way! 

Joe Walsh will disappointed that this Maserati can’t do 185.

O.J.: Mad in America was so good. It did deserve all the accolades it got. If they cast another former football player as Norberg in the Naked Gun remake with Liam Neeson, I wonder who they will cast. Michael Strahan maybe?

Nobody tell the Italians where Milano cookies are made! 

Mothra and Jet Jaguar! 

So what you’re saying is that a school bus is a magic bus?

Even better, Keenan Thompson as Steve Harvey! 

I’m sure it will a more faithful adaptation than the original film, but there’s no way they can include the book’s original ending. 

The Batman ‘89 comics are pretty good. We finally get to see Billy Dee Williams’ Harvey Dent become Two Face in them. 

Do you know who would have a really funny joke about OJ dying? Norm McDonald. RIP Norm. 

Yup, my options are Comcast, T-Mobile 5G and AT&T DSL. When there is zero competition, we all lose. 

I’ve heard that the Beetlejuice musical makes people horny.