I always knew that we would get Madame Web reevaluation think pieces. I just didn’t expect we would get them this soon.  

We should all go to Sizzler tonight to honor him. 

It wouldn’t surprise me if we saw individual members of the GotG in other movies. The end of the third one teased that Star Lord would be back somehow. 

Looking at his IMDb page, he really hasn’t done much since Malcom ended almost 20 years ago and what he has done seem like small productions. I’m guessing that he is just a dick that nobody wants to work with.

Maybe Dennis Perkins can come back here and review SNL!

Yes, he was laid off when AV Club was bought last week. 

Sam might be gone, but the tradition of having the weekend box office list be messed up continues.

But with only three cars shipped, they might be collectors items one day. Probably not, but maybe!

That Ghostbusters drop is concerning. I don’t think it will make $100M domestically.

He got laid off.

Hell to the no, no, no.

Strange days indeed. The comments are still gone from The Takeout, but that site got bought by a different company and it hasn’t been updated since yesterday. It might take a while for the AV Club to de-Kinja itself. 

The only way to stop a bad guy with a front loader is a good guy with a front loader. 

With the way G/O Media has been going Comment of the Day is an endangered species! 

I remember when Deadspin Up All Night! would have like a thousand comments. 

Yeah, only two sites left with comments sections. The comment sections were the bread and butter of these sites when Gawker still owned them. It’s only a matter of time before the rest of the sites are sold. 

Remember when there was only a ten cent difference between each tier of gas? Now it’s 40-50 cents per gallon. 

I wonder if he still has that house. 

In a theater by yourself with your pants around your ankles?

Surprisingly, Madame Web is still in the theaters! It made $83K in 172 theaters. You still have a few days to watch this cinematic masterpiece the way it’s supposed to be seen.