When are we getting the gritty reboot of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish?

Please stop giving these people attention.

Madame Web made $400K in what will be its final weekend in theaters. It will finish under $45M domestically when it leaves theaters on Thursday. If you want to see this train wreck in the theaters, you only have a few days left and you’ll probably be the only person in the theater. 

How soon does one of these sovereign citizen traffic stops result in a shoot out with police? I’m thinking within the next six months. 

April 30th.

I’m guessing the real reason will come out eventually. It usually does.

I will not be getting this as it only reminds me of my dogs that have died. 

I kind of want to know how he went through three transmissions. Maybe they’re just made out of paper mache.

This looks a lot like those other Crow sequels which isn’t a compliment. 

I must have seen the original show as a kid, but I have no recollection of any plots to the show. 

They really made a mistake by not calling it Getting Busy.

I’m guessing that all of their locations will close in a few months, but their line of frozen meals will still be around. 

I forgot that this show existed. I’m surprised that it got another season. 

And if there isn’t, you lit $100,000 on fire. 

Yup, this seems like the most likely scenario. It was also mid-February so it’s also likely road conditions were terrible and the car slide into the river. I’m assuming that a mid 60's Impala was terrible on icy roads.  

Iowa has the most Bennigan’s locations with four. That seems about right. 

Sounds like he’s trying hard for that comedy guest Emmy!

But when are they going to release what they know about bigfoot? 

What if he was actually Uncle Baby Billy before the nuclear fallout?

It’s adorable!