Thank you. It’s much better now. 

I’m pretty sure that Sebring convertibles only existed to give rental companies a convertible option when people rented a car in Hawaii. 

Bradley, don’t take this the wrong way but the headline is very poorly written. It implies that Texas and Connecticut make up 40% of all fatal drunk driving accidents in America which obviously isn’t true. Something like “In These Two States, Drunk Driving Accounts for Over 40% of Fatal Driving Accidents” is a lot…

They’re probably #1 in fatal accidents involving bath salts though. 

The powertrain warranty becomes 5 year/60K miles when transferred to a new owner so the powertrain warranty will be up in a year or so depending on how many miles they put on.

Way, way, way too many miles for one year. 

Don’t worry Steve, your copy of 1001 Dad Jokes in the mail and your stay at the Re-Neducation center has been booked. 

The joke in the travel industry is that most airlines are credit card companies that occasionally flies planes.

Other than the title, is there anything inherently romantic about this movie? Though Bob Marley did have a lot of kids in his short life. 

I think Black Cat’s biggest problem if she has her own movie is that it’s hard to make her not look like a Catwoman rip-off. 

Yes, I have a feeling that Madame Web and One Love are going to be bombs. I checked my local theater and for Madame Web, there were no tickets sold for the 6 and 9 PM regular showings and four tickets sold for the 7 PM IMAX showings on Wednesday. For One Love, there were six tickets sold for the 7 PM show. Valentine’s…

Nope. It ended a while ago and is only available to buy and not stream anywhere. 

I much prefer remakes where the original didn’t work as opposed to ones where the original did work. People can learn from what didn’t work and make something better. 

Not to give the AV Club any ideas on how to make more slideshows, but they could totally do a slideshow with actors too old to play high schoolers. First on the list would be Stockard Channing in Grease. 

Cole Sprouse’s character on the Suite Life on Deck graduated from high school on an episode from 13 years ago! He then played perpetual high school student Jughead Jones on Riverdale for another seven seasons. He should be on the playing  young professionals in rom-coms phase of his career by now before he starts…

The only winning move is not to play. 

So he’s no Zamfir, master of the pan flute?

So, is he a good flute player?

Here’s another pro-tip for you all:

Stomach cancer is a painful way to die.