I’ve gotten bad gas at Costco too! But mine happened after eating a couple of their $1.50 hot dogs. 

But who is playing the most important cast member of all, cocaine?

I prefer my hydroponics to be the chronic. 

I don’t think Pluto TV has any original shows yet, but FreeVee (Amazon’s FAST) and the Roku Channel do. Roku’s Weird Al movie won an Emmy and one of FreeVee shows, Jury Duty, was nominated for three Emmys. So your prediction isn’t too far off.

If they tried, wouldn’t the plane just disintegrate?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not get crazy here. 

Where would new shows come from then? There are so few scripted shows left on basic cable and the premium cable networks don’t product that much content. Broadcast networks have a lot reality television and procedurals which are better suited to 8 hour blocks on basic cable rather than streaming. 

Rob isn’t allowed to take vacation! 

Ain’t nobody trying to steal mutts. Just saying. 

I wonder what percentage of American movie theaters can even play movies on physical film anymore? It has to be under 10%. 

My conspiracy theory is that since the Onion Union is negotiating a new contract, the herbaceous management doesn’t want pro-union avatars so they nuked all of them. 

I’m not sure why you would even get an appetizer if your meal comes with unlimited salad and breadsticks.  That’s too much food to eat. 

She’s roughly the same age as Jean Stapleton was when All in the Family started. 

I’m starting to think this Brexit thing was a bad idea. 

99.99% especially since the theft wasn’t reported until after the crash. 

That’s what I figured. We’ll see how many stores actually use these as having all this technology added to something as simple as a grocery cart is going to be expensive. If I see one of these at my grocery store, I’m going to use a regular one. 

She made a mistake by not making a Praline, Praline, Praline, Praline ice cream. 

I recognized one of the guys Dalton trains as the shitty husband from the latest season of Fargo. 

It died in development years ago. I don’t think it got far in development either like I don’t think a script was even written. 

It was just a few years ago, but at one point the original Road House was the most played movie on basic cable which just goes to show you how worthless basic cable really is.