Joe Kerry is already 31. He’s going to be join AARP before the final season is out. 

I’m of the belief that hot dogs should only be made out of beef so I can see why that turkey corn dog was disappointing. 

Fox body Mustang!

The Kirkland brand organic tortilla chips at Costco are really good. It’s probably one or two on my list. 

Luckily for Billy Crudup, neither Succession or The White Lotus, which had every single best drama supporting actor Emmy nomination, will be eligible for next year’s Emmys. The field will be wide open next year in the drama category. Since he’s won it before, there’s a good chance he’ll get nominated again especially…

Fuck David Zaslav.

No fan service in my movie! 

I can exclusively announce in the A.V. Club’s comment section that I am making a Star Wars movie!*

You’re right. On the app, they bury it to the bottom of the combos menu so you really have to look for it. 

Book her on Hot Ones stat! 

Danny DeVito as Tingle in a green spandex bodysuit!

You can use those sticks to patch the levee when it breaks.

To get movie theater popcorn at home, you need a Whirley Pop, coconut oil with beta-carotene, Flavacol and the butter flavored popcorn topping. You can find all this stuff on Amazon. The package of Flavacol will last a lifetime. 

The $5 cravings box is not $5 anymore, at least where I live. I just checked a few Taco Bells around me and the cheapest price I’ve seen for it is $6 and the most expensive is $9. 

So $80-100k for it?

I can’t even imagine how terrible a 30 minute hard boiled egg would be. It would probably taste of pure sulfur. 

Any deal that requires to use a food delivery app is never a deal. 

It’s only 700 miles to Baltimore to Bermuda. Bermuda is due east of South Carolina. There’s a perception that Bermuda is a lot further south than it actually is. 

The only surprise was that it wasn’t renewed earlier, but I’ll chalk that up to the writers strike.