Woke up this morning, got myself a gun boat.

So three and half cowabungas out of four?

That’s the stuff right there. 

You can subscribe to Starz for like $5/month. Binge the show and then cancel. 

Up until I would say 40 years ago, canned tuna was the only way the vast majority of Americans ever experienced tuna. But thanks to sushi and fancier preparations of tuna, we can experience tuna as it should be and not of a can with a cartoon tuna on it. 

How do you know?

I’m old enough to remember the old lunch counters in Kmart and Woolworths, but not old enough to remember if they were any good. 

Artificial vanilla usually comes from wood pulp by-products. Yum!

Who am I to disagree with our dad? No dice for me too!

I forgot that Chrysler still sold the Voyager even if it’s just a lower trim level of the Pacifica sold only to fleet buyers. 

EVs really seem like a good fit for an ice cream truck. You’re not going more than 50 miles in a day and you can recharge overnight, EVs don’t mind frequent starts and stops, and they require less maintenance. I would have to look at the energy requirements for a freezer, but you might be able to run it off the…

Isn’t Halo season 2 supposed to be out soon? The first season ended over a year ago. 

I thought GLOW only filmed for a few days before lockdown so there probably wasn’t enough for even a full episode.

Does Quizno’s still have a pepper bar?

I would have kept it and claimed “Finders Keepers!”

If you want your animated car with a side of body horror, then there’s only one answer. Turbo Teen!

I wonder when in 2024 season 14 will air. It could be six months from now or closer to eighteen. You never know with the BBC. 

Maybe Activision will finally release another Pitfall! game!

Yup, no promotion of any kind including award shows and social media. If the studios want the Emmys to proceed as usual, they will need a deal with the WGA and the actors by the end of August.

One very strange thing I’ve noticed recently at McDonald’s is that the price to make a sandwich a value meal varies greatly between sandwiches. For instance the cost to make a double cheeseburger a value meal is about $1.80, but a quarter pounder is over $4. This is for the standard medium fries and medium drink.…