But why waste a perfectly good Jag?

We should pool our money, buy it, then crush it. Slowly.

Agreed - I live in Manhattan, land of the stretched Chrysler 300, H2 and, so help me, Beetle. Ugggleeee.

There's a Tesla here in Manhattan with the plate OHM RUN. Sort of lame ...

Initially thought Mopar but A pillar seems wrong

At that price it'd better have ceramic brakes.

She needs to transfer to Berkeley, stat.

I owned an 87 Toyota 4x4 pickup - put it onto its side once in a snowstorm, and we pushed it back onto its wheels and drove home. Indestructible, as Top Gear has shown.

Octavia looks great (from a hetero guy) - woman-shaped women rulez.

Is this even an issue? You snuggle up against her rear end and hold her close ... go again, or go to sleep, but you go in for that. Any male worth his salt knows how to hold a woman. Please ....

Lived in NY, MD, and WI - Seattle types clearly don't know Rule 1 of snow driving - DON'T. Unless it's an emergency, stay home. I put a Toyota 4x4 with 4 snows on onto its side once in a storm. To be fair, it wasn't snowing when I left home, but I should have checked into a hotel. If I had a GT-R it would never see…

The "butterflies in your stomach" are because the rear end is about to let go ... and it's because those stubborn German engineers should not have put the engine in the ass end of the car in the first place. An R8 will solve the problem, and it did it in one generation.

Any E class AMG wagon with the badging stripped off and replaced with the lowest petrol variant's badging. And I'd change the wheels to look stock.

I am just cynical enough to admit you're probably right ...

And this surprises anyone? When the GOP has power they USE it. When the Dems have power they dither about how much GOP policy they should add to please people whose vote they will never get, then pass the wrong legislation or fail to pass anything.

This was my first instinct as well ... just find one that hasn't been hooned within an inch of its life. Also dream about a cherry Supra circa '97 or so.

My '97 SHO was so good looking, and then they redesigned the Taurus to be a rental car.