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I was tired of being asked abt my ass, too. So I divorced him.

I'm on year 7 now. And struggling. It's like, neither of us was sure what kind of future we wanted before, and now we are, and they are different.

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."

I have been married for 6 years and literally not one of these things has ever been an issue. (Especially the thing about the first year being hard, it was a breeze).

So, I saw this headline this morning, and it was in Thousand Oaks where I grew up. Not gonna lie, I clicked it just to make sure it wasn't my stepmother.

I did not find the first year to be hard at all. It didn't get hard until year 6 or so. Maybe 5.

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

That is a serious pile of leaves

Have you tried it, tho? It makes for a good poop experience.

Generally when Black women start dominating a "traditionally white sports" that's when they start talking about the lack of elegance, the lack of artistry, and how now it's all about strength and blablah.

Huh. Doesn't matter if its ballet, gymnastics or tennis, people legitimately get salty when a black woman dominates in "traditionally white sports".

I have come back to this video about 10 times today. IT IS HILL-ARE-E-OUS!

This is pretty much the definition of frolicking.

The way he bursts forth at the beginning! What a sweet pup!

Years ago when I was a freelance MarCom account exec, I was interviewing for a gig and the douchewad kept me sitting in front of his desk for over 15 minutes while he had an endless phone conversation, kicked back and rotating lazily in his spinny chair. I'd called in late to my current gig to make time for the

Yeah, you should definitely tell the professional dog trainer, who professionally solved a very real problem for a paying customer, that they are doing their job wrong.

Honey, I've taught dog training for 5 years and have many many books on the subject, including anthropomorphizing. In fact, part of the training I teach includes that so people understand that dogs don't "know" what they did was wrong and aren't acting "guilty.". This is just a story that I think captures the spirit