THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

This is why I refuse to date any man who says his ex wife is crazy.

I’m gonna need someone to photoshop a response like this from Comey. As in, “I met with my boss today and that fat, balding loser tried to tell me how to do my GD job #millertime #ihavebiggerhands”

My boss will often preface a request with “I totally understand if you can’t...” and he really means he totally understands if I can’t, but I always find a way to get it done (or show up at a last minute meeting, or whatever it is.) So yeah, he totally knew what he was doing.

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

That’s really all I can add. He’s just profoundly stupid.

So I’ve been trying to figure this out for a long time. Are the Trumps more stupid or more entitled? We know they’re both, but which one explains more of their behavior? This MORON either doesn’t realize what he’s saying, or he honestly believes his father has the right to act like a tinpot dictator. And then the…

“Can’t wait to see what gets landmarked on behalf us beleaguered millennials.”

I agree. It is truly unbelievable. The depths of stupidity (and other admirable traits) must be beyond measurement if this was able to bubble to the top and actually escape as an idea to follow through on. Just amazing.

You mean Uday? Or is it Kusay?

I didn’t even know that. I just read those NYTimes/Politica stories about how his real estate companies screwed over poor tenants, too. He and Ivanka are like Leopold and Loeb.

She’s a pretty, white lady.

Always makes me think of that line in Miller’s Crossing:

People ain’t shit. I’m sorry my post won’t be closely related. I’ve had a really tough morning today, as I was walking my dog we spotted a loose husky. I didn’t know how my dog would react so I went in search to find help. I asked several people and motorists and no one wanted to help. I ran back home, dropped off my…

She’s part of the con. Her job is to say nice things, keep people in the room, give them ‘hope’ that this time the Trumps won’t do what they ALWAYS do and screw people over. She plays ‘good’ cop to Trump’s insane cop.

What in the Earth-shitting hell is going on here? She’s a very smart woman. Lisa Bloom is a very smart woman.

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