It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

What Muslim ban? Muslims from Italy, Germany, etc. can still enter the country.

Deadspin is the last place I expected LiveJasmine ads to pop up.

Thank you for saying this. This is just so stupid and not even funny.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.

Um I don’t think we’re supposed to talk about this...

Now that’s what I call low-hanging fruit.

“or maybe take a bong hit”...

He needs to be either fired or promoted. Either way, that drive can not go uncredited.

I was impressed watching it when I thought it was just one trailer when I realized it was two...my mind was blown.

HERSHEY’S SPECIAL IS WHAT JAY GLAZER CALLS IT WHEN HIS WIFE TAKES A DUMP ON HIS CHEST

Perhaps. But Clinton is a hawk who would take a very hardline against Russia and has no compunction about putting boots on the ground (see Iraq War).

Hmmm. And you don’t think any of the things you mentioned would occur with Clinton as president.

:(

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.

You don’t need to be much taller than someone to appear to “tower over” them if you are built like an NFL linebacker.

I was expecting boulder consequences.

If Utah had won, they planned on celebrating by passing around a large Starbucks coffee and letting each player have one tiny sip, Prophet be praised.