I’d argue that this article is slightly more interesting because it’s as much about how the institutions of the NBA/NCAA suppresses players true value as it is about rumor speculation.

“If you have a child prodigy who plays the violin amazingly, no one’s saying to them, ‘You must go to college for a year before you join the philharmonic orchestra,’” Simmons’ mother says.

GMs hate him! See how he upended the NBA with one simple trick!

Of course it would take a confused McMahon to book such a classic face vs. heel matchup of cancer survivor against cancer opportunist.

Here’s my last hot take on the Netflix Marvel Universe: Iron Fist s2 is far better than Jessica Jones s2. 

I wish I could properly express my gratitude for all the love and support I got from friends and family and colleagues and many of you over the past couple of months, but I don’t know if I have the ability to do so. I haven’t even fully processed all of that love yet, and I may never finish

All this ... or it’s Gritty.

Man, the one time a Dodgers fan stays for the 9th. 

Well c’mon, all those Browns do look alike.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

Taco Bell is the first place many people think about whilst experiencing something, potentially explosive. Most likely a G.I. of some vintage, went fishing some decades ago, but didn’t have a stick of dynamite handy.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

I’d eat a hot dog pretty much anytime it was offered. Even an offbrand walmart pack, microwaved, on a piece of white Great Value brand bread, with ketchup and mustard that haven’t been used in months (so even when you shake them well a little bit of water that has separated still comes out) and squeeze on way, way…

Anyone who thinks Hot Dogs are bullshit should be deported.

Drumroll please!

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.