I’m in a fairly metropolitan area, so I do indeed have a choice of ISPs. According to the map, I can stick with Verizon, or I can switch to Comcast.

I’m guessing Comcast will be the first one, since they already don’t give a shit about good customer service and are openly assholes.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

I blame Magery for jinxing the whole thing in his Jambaroo.

Phuck you.

Ah, my first strip club experience.

What time does your shift at Show and Tel end?

OH SHIT THAT’S MY WAWA

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

I guess, despite Cena’s best efforts, Ford will in fact see him. In court.

I don’t see the issue.

The fact that an NFL game is a 4 hour insurance, beer, car, and financial services commercial with 10 minutes of actual football playing is killing the league.

He’s not going to get rid of anything that enables monopolies. He’s just going to make it easier for them to use their monopoly position to price gouge.

I would pay legal American tender to see Stan Kroenke get into a literal slap fight with Jerry Jones.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

We’re so lucky to have seen him play.

The neighbors only alerted to your taking a shit by the lights being on. Duh.