If you read between the lines, it sounds like he was called out and said “FUCK IT I QUIT” rather than making an apology.

Yeah, the first tweet was a bad stereotypical joke, but once you bring out the “you’re all humorless” argument, you’ve lost the battle.

They should paint tigers on the engines, to scare birds. There has never been a bird near this jet here. True story.

Well actually, it appears it was Dogrivergrad68.

I was wondering which one of you fuckers would “well actually” me.

Those are Holstein calves and are not that great for beef. If you eventually wanted some milk, they would be good for that.

12/10 Would love and care for until being slaughtered for delicious beef.

Glickenhaus is awesome.
Mostly because he paced a Lemons race in the P4/5

What sort of nonsense is this? I’m curious about how various cars measure up against one another on one of the most famous tracks in the world.

I’ll watch that shit show.

They should use another track in addition to the ring. If they win both, they would hold the coveted ‘two roads, one cup’

I don’t care if you’re riding a hacked up bike propelled by a homemade jet engine, you still look like a wanker when you wear a short sleeve shirt with a tie.

spoilers that are made by a 3D printer

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

Well you see, seeing dicks might make you gay, and we can’t have that.

All the better to be about 50 and buy one, no?

Hey look motherfucker, I want to go skiing much faster with my ristretto soy latte to hook up with waitresses and my plastic-faced, non-bj-giving wife needs a car to go to Cherry Creek Mall if the weather is a little cloudy.

“I was always under the impression that a bear’s natural habitat was a Studebaker,”