I think you mean “the Sharks are pretty, pretty cartilaged”!

Thanks for your obligatory, “can’t fix it so dont try” take.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

And keep in mind that air travel already dehydrates you like shit. Drinking alcohol only additionally contributes to this. Your chance of a massive headache increase, as does the chance that next time you poop it’ll be 2 days later and you’ll feel like you’re giving birth.

Dear Hauwei,

Sony already tried taking Nintendo on in the handheld domain with more features and more power. It didn’t work.

Sincerely,
Everyone

I have heard this story before.

It’s all well and good to parent like a librarian, but then the kids start complaining about their late fees and yelling about refunds for the 10 cents they lost on a print job that they botched

It’ll probably be fun, but imagine if it were Big Trouble in Little Christmas or Escape from North Pole instead.

Then a robot scoops up that box, slaps a shipping label on it and mails it to your grandmother.

The Model S was supposed to brake for stopped obstacles..........not break stopped obstacles.

We can’t find the keys to your trade in we were evaluating.

Well of course he’s stuck on the speed bump because his wheels are falling off! (Although not sure how you forgot to tighten the lug nuts on all four wheels)

How long before this Sport Hybrid SH-AWD® power unit, active magnetorheological dampers etc. technology filters down to a TLX so I can buy one used a few years later after that? I know some form of it is in the new RLX but those things are freaking expensive new or used.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

So when did you draw on dick on the drawing pad??

Conservatives: any excuse to talk about an issue that only white people care about is a good excuse. Also, please God, give us any kind of distraction from the fact that now more than half of Trump’s campaign team are felons.

What, autos are fun too...

Type R inspired centered single exhaust at the back.