This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

+2 heads

The 2.3 MZR motor was just too unreliable. Turbo bearings loved to eat themselves between 60 and 80k...rumor has it the warranty repair costs alone that Mazda had to eat were the single case to pull these and the CX-7 off the market.

This Hemholz effect may possibly be mitigated by the addition of a low pressure disturbance behind the window opening. I suggest a small dent in the passenger side rear bumper. 

“Amazingly affordable”?  Have you priced out a hachi these days?  Takumi tax is very real, man.

Actually the Browns and the Alouettes already have a connection. The current iteration of Alouettes dates to 1996, the original franchise being defunct in 1987.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

I know both cars really well and I’ve always considered the Beat to be very much unadapted to north american roads... Even with cars I am selling, I tend to recommend the Cappuccino to americans. You have to think that the Beat, albeit sounding awesome, is a VERY slow car. It’s utterly torque less and the gearing…

A well sorted 5000 will only be well sorted for roughly 20 days at the max. Then it will begin spewing hydraulic oil out of every orifice, the transmission will crap out, the heater core will leak, the all plastic hot water valve will snap, the seat heaters will go rogue, the outer door handle will snap off in your…

This lady may only be throwing herself at the Overton Window, or she might actually win. There is no harm, except to her, in trying.

This lady will soon be on a Chevrolet “Real People” commercial.

... and we got the Cougar.

Forget Old ones. New ones are selling for up to $10K off MSRP (*Conditions apply of course)

Back when I worked from home, there were periods where there’d be a glut of these kinds of calls--especially for home security systems. So, if I was bored, I’d play a game where I could see how long I could keep them on the phone before they hung up on me. But my record was only about 36 minutes. This guy is taking it…

Put a bird on it!

One that ends abruptly.

This phenomenon isn’t limited to soccer. The Warriors, for example, just swept the Cavs.

mining and processing currently isn’t any better for the environment than burning fossil fuels

I learned it by watching YOU!

Let’s break this down, shall we?