What if Brad Stevens coached the Raptors? #makesyouthink

Narrator (Morgan Freeman voice): But he knew it was going to take more than an hour, hell he knew it would take several days to finish and not just because he didn’t have all the tools to do it.

Hot take: The Pens aren’t that good. The Flyers are just much much worse.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

“Rudy, I’m totally interested in getting together with you and making sweet love until the cows come home! As luck has it, I even have a residence in NYC that we can use because my husband is never there since he got his new job in November 2016.”

As a photojournalist who’s worked for major newspapers for 15 years, I have seen this happen before. Once.

This ploy is every bit as disgusting as Burger King buying Tim Hortons so it could move its headquarters to Canada and avoid US taxes.

Let me root, root, root for the home team

I know it’s not exactly the most Jalop choice, but the TLX V6 either FWD or SH-AWD from 2015- on is showing up in ads around $22-25k CAD, which should be within range in USD for this fella. 290hp V6, pretty good economy for LA, the tech is okay if you get used to the interface and controls. Most importantly, it flies…

That’s nothing. Vancouver has two players who look identical to each other and are both trapped in a hellish perpetual mediocrity while wearing a stupid logo.

The A4 in Spirited Away is interesting because it helps describe the father. He’s very conscious of appearance (thus an exclusive foreign car) but still cheap because the car’s a left hand drive import. Buying a proper A4 in Japan - with right hand drive - would have been too expensive.

Or better yet, use a Google voice number. When checking sites like Truecar for multiple makes and models, you can quickly set yourself up for a dozen or two calls a day- even if dealers only call once or twice. This way your phone stays useable, and Google even transcribes the voice mails. I usually just read the VMs…

He high tailed it out of there, but not fast enough and got pinched. Hopefully, he can butter up the judge and swim out of this mess.

Luxembourg: The Delaware of Europe.

I like to take the lobsters to a quiet and serene place and tell them about the farm we will have together and the rabbits they will get to pet and then when they are in the happy place I dispatch them

So what are they going to broadcast? Best of Ted Sarandis?

I’m not here to defend Bettman, but let’s not pretend like the Olympics are some paragon of virtue that are automatically entitled profit from free labour from elite athletes...

I wish they’d just bring back the FJ.

Like many chain restaurants, there is no one person named P.F. Chang—it’s a combination of the founders’ names.

Spoiler: They’re reviving the Paseo!