I think your binary categorization system might not cover all the offerings.

There’s a commercial that ran up here in Canada where Mitsubishi brags about all their accomplishments, and in one they say: “This is how we got the nickname: “King of Cars.”” and the first time I heard that, I sat there stunned for about 2 minutes muttering a number of combinations of “No” and “Mitsubishi”.

Did you…

I have this exact picture as one of my desktop backgrounds at work and anyone who catches it says it’s an awesome car and I ask if they know what it is and pretty much everyone says Mustang. The handful that don’t say it looks like a Mustang but they don’t think it is one.

Holy shit you sound arrogant as fuck. Who gives a shit when something happened in relation to what time it is in the US? If it happened, the results should be posted immediately after. The world does not revolve around the US.

It is a portmanteau of ‘Jalopy’ & ‘Beatnik’, isn’t it?

This raises so many questions for me.

I love that coachbuilders still exist

It’s a tie actually.

I think I like this car.

Race organisers are forced to raise ticket prices to compensate for the escalation of the hosting fee. It is the reason why the average cost of entry to the US Grand Prix in Austin, Texas has increased by 24.5% to $409.50 since its inaugural race in 2012. Increasing the ticket prices still only brings the race…

Because I think we should start seeing other people.

You should throw in something about "Mezzikins stealin yer jurbs" and "Bammercare done Death Paneled muh freedumbs", then I'll know it's actually you, Almost-Comically-Dumb-Racist-Cousin-Fred.