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The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah but on the breathalyzer did he blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Didn’t think so.

Satellite launches are heavily insured for this exact reason.

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

There, fixed it for you.

I can see The Onion headline now.

[Mt. Take gurgles at the mere whisper of the possibility]