Well, I didn't mean you specifically, I meant dead spin as a whole. If you want to ban me, go ahead.

I’m impressed with how many different ways you can say republicans are worthless shitbags, and democrats are cool. Congrats.

Before casting a vote, just a reminder, all republicans are evil racist xenophobes and all democrats are virtuous, beautiful paragons of integrity.

Just another reminder that Christians are terrible and every other religion is cool.

Hi, will Key and Peele be live streaming “Game Day” this Sunday? I can't tell by scrolling through Deadspin.

This is a fact and not an opinion, NFL announcers are terrible.... ALL OF THEM. It’s not their fault, the game just doesn’t need any announcing. I’ve come to the point where I hate all of them. The other major sports need announcers and they can actually enhance the game. I think it's high time that all NFL games are…

In his defense, it would have to drive a person insane covering up their hideously gigantic ears with a putrid haircut for dozens of years.

Did you catch it his reply, when Roenick said he was wrong..... Scott said “ It wasn’t the first time you were wrong”. Awesome.

A dead, bloated donkey carcas could do a better job of running the NHL then the metro-clowns who run it now.

Why don't turtles have tits?

Do you think there will come a time when we can gamble on wether or not a raccoon can get a boner?

I love hockey, been a fan my whole life, but a bloated donkey carcass could run the NHL better than it is now.

Simple solution for Russ, convert to Islam and never be ridiculed in the press again.

A town close to mine called Marilla has a semi-pro rugby team, the mascot is “No Tits Turtle”. A guy in a turtle costume, which of course doesn’t have “tits”.

Does it cost money to take a hard foul from a Shandong?

It's not real surprising after they hired Glenn Quagmire as D-line coach.

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Kirk on breaking the world record for saying the word “tempo” on the BCS title game.

“Fightin’ round the world with Russel Crowe”.

Fat guys should unite, not fight. Sad day.

This picture makes more sense.