This is terrible. Just reaching the prime of life and to have it snuffed out in an instant, I can’t even fathom that. Also, the teenager dying is sad as well.

BEST CAR + CYCLING VIDEO:

Tweeted, then deleted, by Elon Musk:

I found a higher res version

But - it is so monumentally ugly.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Apparently the RS4 and the RS6 were leaked too:

I had some moron throw coins at my car once while I was driving. I responded by throwing a brick at his car. He seemed to have ran out of coins after that.

http://imgur.com/s80O3vm

Great minds think alike!

Pictured: Jalopnik offices, today

Can’t wait to hear more actual car noise instead of silly music

Seriously. I’m a cyclist who has been hit by a car. And run off the road by cars. And had drivers throw full aluminum cans at me. And had drivers “stop short” hoping I’ll crash into the back of their car. It saddens me to know that, as long as I’m cycling, it’s very possible that I’ll die at the hands of some asshole…

Fuck you.

That’s hilarious. I love jokes about drivers killing cyclists.

Especially blue

This is the production car. Comes out later this year.

It’s okay to admit that you don’t know anything about cars.