How do you simultaneously play the “I have more important things on my mind” card and the “I am enraged about a movie” card at the same time with a straight face?

I just wanted to introduce myself. We’ve clearly met before.

, said the person who thinks the entire world should cater to his/her desire to hear or not hear certain information.
Clearly, you don’t have a self-importance problem.

That is probably the most single absurd response to a funny joke I’ve ever seen a comment person make. It’s already been out for a full f-ing month.