I am really excited that after all these years Carl finally learned to stay in the house. So proud of him.

Well now I'll stop doing it to poor people. So that's a benefit.

I was walking down Vine in Hollywood, on my way to Trader Joe’s after a long sweaty day working at a DV shelter in the Valley. I had to wear a back brace because I have scoliosis that was never addressed because I only had insurance on and off as a child. I was painfully aware of how horrible I looked, in pain,…

In the words of They Might Be Giants, “You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older. You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re older still.”

I am suddenly feeling very sexual.

EVERYONE

Ketamin

Scene:

Well. My mom who I love and adore (no sarcasm she is the best) called to tell me that I’m a “Real pretty girl. If only you’d slow down on the cookies.”

*IF* the judging of the competition was done blind (that is, the judges did not see the competitors or the competitor’s name in relation to the project being judged, and did not know the gender of the competitors) - then I think this is fine. On an even playing field, women can win on the merits - NO PROBLEM. They…

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner got drunk one night and murdered someone for sport.

Way to make the graph backwards so it looks like your spending has gone down. Sneaky. I like it

Because they care more about looking incredibly devout than actually obeying their religious tenets.

How’d they even get through security? They’re clearly more than 3oz.

Have you heard about the strings they place around Williamsburg BK so they can go outside on Sabbath or whatever it’s called. On Sat or Sunday they’re not supposed to go out of their house, so they tie up string around the neighborhood “expanding” the borders of their “house” so they can go outside. Their God can be…

maybe cause the plastic is made from millions year old fossils (fuels) it makes it ok?

I hope he poked a couple of air holes in that bag.

That has to be shopped. No one is that ridiculous.

Was this a charter, with only Conspira Sea adherents on board? Or was it an affinity group, with a dozens or hundreds of Conspira Sea people on board with the rest of the passengers? Because if it’s the latter, I feel really sorry for the civilians who had to bear with the crazies all week.