Hey judge, just because you’d fuck the guy doesn’t mean that the victim wanted to.

Gross.

Just practice proper hygiene or else you’ll make one hell of a mess.

I love The Root. For me, it serves the same purpose as Breitbart in that it reminds me that the absolute worst caricatures created by both sides about their opposition actually do exist. You should change the name here to Blackbart or something like that to make the relationship even more clear.

as a non white and non black person in america, i can assure you that color has little to do with bad behavior. best of luck generalizing everything into race.

What is utterly mystifying is the amount of celebrities who show up to go to bat for him—Usher, Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige, Mike Tyson among them.

Sophie. Sophie.

I still haven’t even heard Desposito, so Ill probably come across this sometime around 2025.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

Burying those bodies was the least horrific thing they did to those same bodies.

“Sorry but making middle aged white people feel better about their failings in life is no longer part of my job description.”

Possibly slightly OT plus-size clothing complaint: I JUST WANT WORK/CASUAL BASICS. I don’t care about looking “hot”. I don’t need skintight shit that looks like I should be at the club. I love my bodacious ta-tas but am not interested in displaying them at the office. I just want regular, grown-up, non-adolescent,…

I bet his check clears before Trump’s.

I believe it was PT Barnum that said “There’s a Trump supporter born every minute.”

This episode was really uncomfortable, wasn’t it?